IF THIS WAS HARRY POTTER I WOULD FINALLY BE OF AGE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY POCKET WATCH BITCH?!?
Principal Punishes High School Boys With Public Hand-Holding
“The Elder Wand,” he said, and he drew a straight vertical line on the parchment. “The Resurrection Stone,” he said, and he added a circle on top of the line. “The Cloak of Invisibility,” he finished, enclosing both line and circle in a triangle, to make the symbol that so intrigued Hermione. “Together,” he said, “the Deathly Hallows.”
Did I ever tell you about that time I tried to write fanfiction?
It’s Harry Potter and I wrote it like 2 or 3 years ago. And that is why I’ve never tried to write another one again.
From flickr, California, late 1940s.
She looks like Aunt Petunia.
“One minute the glass was there and then it was gone! It was just like magic!”
“There is no such thing as magic!”
#i like how up until this point harry was like #what the fuck is up with my abusive relatives and their irrationally specific hatred of magic#it’s not like they’re weirdly religious or anything #was uncle vernon inappropriately touched by the easter bunny or something as a child?