lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

i should’ve picked a less painful otp

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

quentinsucks:

ive got a problem and its called older men

17yr:

new plan: kiss a lot of boys and then break all of their hearts

sabrinagrimm:

there’s ppl who have a favorite character and then there’s ppl who absorb them and assume their form and guess which one i am

lycanandproud:

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

#I’m with Javert on this one

if i could ignore myself i would

oomshi:

when my fridge is empty so is my heart

my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet

agentbartowski:

me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before