“I got bullied at work. I used to get “backs against the wall it’s Alan Carr!” It was never the good looking ones that said it though, it was always the office weirdos. Ya’know, on dress down Friday they’d come in with a gas mask and a machine gun”
"My Mum, honest to God, in her handbag, she’s got her purse and then she’s got her diary, in her diary ‘Mr Pin’ and a 4 digit phone number. Very cunning, Mother."
