September 2012
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
iphone420:
mortal-remains:
im gonna wear a denim tux to homecoming this year
we can go together I’ll wear a denim dress it will be like Britney and k fed all over again
gossipgran:
if i was a celebrity all the gross stuff i do now would be considered cute i should consider fame tbh
eisenburrito:
pretty much all i want at this point is someone to make out with and make me mixtapes and buy me chinese food
corbinbluecheese:
Barack Obama for 2012
Mitt Romney for 1840
mini-mcguinness:
how the fuck can it be the last day of august already i’m still 99% sure it was christmas yesterday
sixseasonsandamovie:
infinityongay:
friendly reminder that in high school mitt romney and his friends violently assaulted a boy because mitt thought him having long hair was weird and wrong
Mitt the prankster
kanyewesticle:
marplies:
lordcheshire:
lordcheshire:
i saw kanye west working at pei wei today #confirmed
im being serious look
that’s just a black guy
no it’s kanye west
cordyprentiss:
the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes
troyyy:
Whenever it rains, if you listen real closely, you can hear come clean by hilary duff faintly playing
bitched:
its actually against the law for betty white to die
omglln:
DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE BOY BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU’RE UGLY
foxnewsofficial:
wake me up when september ends
foxnewsofficial:
theyellowbrickroad:
atumn:
I’ve been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they lived underwater
and the population faces a daily battle of starvation fuel shortage and unemployment
foxnewsofficial:
foxnewsofficial:
i hate that saying shoot for the moon and even if you miss you will land among the stars because what if you shoot and you only get like 300ft in the air because that’s nowhere near the stars and gravity will kill you with concrete
and what are you even shooting yourself out of anyway is it like a cannon because that’s pretty dangerous man
foxnewsofficial:
what if we’re actually in purgatory and the only way to get out is to reach a certain number of followers depending on how sinful we were in a past life
the-vashta-nerada:
bitch you did not just eat my fucking sausage
are you for real
this marriage is over
foxnewsofficial:
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least were running
August 2012
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every new movie that comes out: the number one movie in america
every new book that comes out: #1 New York Times bestseller
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cupofteaorgtfo:
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
coffeeandcheesecake:
it astounds me that humans have been on this planet for thousands and thousands of years and still haven’t learned how to be decent to each other
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llieo:
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway