homosexualwatercolors: kyarypamyupamyu: portkey: very important video please watch spirit animal #I unironically love this woman
richwhitelesbian: 1612th: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: somebody literally needs to call fucking dominos and place an order to my house and pay for it with their visa because im going to kill myself if there isn’t a pepperoni pizza on my lap in the next hour GOD BLESS YOU TUMBLR this post made me cringe yo!! howd you get youre mom to buy you pizza? been tryin for years! get...
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
notkorra: “be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
SUDDENLY REALIZING THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE OPENING...
rodenn: teen wolf is like a gremlin at first it was cute and fun and nice but then you accidentally fed it after midnight and now it’s come to rip your heart out
noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
areyoutryingtodeduceme: This book, printed in 1976, is also so much like having an old school, printed version of the Sherlock Tumblr fandom that it is at once scary and hilarious. In the footnotes there are references to papers and journals written by ‘Sherlockians’. But I lost it when I saw this one: an article called “Dr. Watson, Widower” in a journal called Unpopular Opinions, published in...
People may not identify with our stories, but they identify with that...– Jensen Ackles, TV Guide Magazine (via nightsammy)
Teen Wolf episodes 11 and 12 plots
teenwolfsterek: osointricate: idiotposey: ericareys: 2x11: Scott plays in the championship Lacrosse game and must also figure out a way to stop Gerard. Meanwhile, Allison continues her hunt for Derek and his pack. 2x12: A shocking death occurs on the lacrosse field. Scott and his friends are still trying to figure out Gerard’s master plan while Derek plans to take him his own way. ...
boys-intheband: my parents fucking lied talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life
lastofthetimeladies: lockwie: lastofthetimeladies: you know when a celebrity your parents like dies and they get kind of quiet and sad and are all like “ohhh that person died? back in the day he was my favorite actor” or something? that’s going to happen to you someday. all of your favorite actors are going to die. omg seeing everyone’s reaction to this is so funny muahahah
ravens-nest: queentimelady: shercocklocked: sting-like-a-tracker-jacker: hazelgustus: literallysame: liam-gayne: when you try your best but you don’t succeed when you get what you want but not what you need could it be worse when you love someone but it goes to waste when you feel so tired but you can’t sleep when you lose something you cannot replace And...
itsfuuh: can we talk about the fact that deaton used a dog whistle to wake derek up?
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
agent-bartowski: my head canon is that these two each had kids who grew up to be these two
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
everdeens: How am I supposed to wake up at 6am if I go to sleep at 7am