maaskantje: all my fandoms have something in common and that something is gay
Patiently Waiting For the Next Season of Sherlock
dudeufugly: sodomymcscurvylegs: at least the survivors can provide Sherlock with new skulls to talk to…
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
Lana Del Rey is so perfect it's not even fair.
ponweiwest: when people make a post then you refresh your dash and they deleted it and you just sit there thinking i saw that
p3ladychaos: The only Weather report you will ever have to watch. “It’s going to be deflected by Godzilla.”
annawintour: me in the morning me in the afternoon me in the evening
versarchery: money doesn’t buy happiness it is happiness
I have the deepest affection for intellectual conversations. The ability to just sit and talk. About love, about life, about anything, about everything. To sit under the moon with all the time in the world, the full-speed train that is our lives slowing to a crawl. Bound by no obligations, barred by no human limitations. To speak without regret or fear of consequence. To talk for hours and about...
rennerly: i was trying to spell spn but instead i spelled sob same thing
Avengers Stripper Names
utter-insanity101: Robert Down-on-me Jr. Scarlett Jo-hands-on Tom Hiddlesex Mark Fuckalo Chris Heavens Chris Ten-men’s-worth Jeremy Sinner
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
GOOD CHARACTER =/= GOOD PERSON
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
thestralpatronus: Oh. I just realized I probably know more Harry Potter history then history of my own country.