dragsuperstarkeithmoon: getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
cumberbass: that moment when you realize that you’re in love with so many famous people or fictional characters that you wonder if your heart could love a ordinary person
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
obeseblackguy: blyndbanditt: obeseblackguy: i have yet to meet a grandma more badass than suga mama I’ve come close are you blynd
proudchristianmother: queefjerkey: proudchristianmother: haters to the left but this is pointing to the right omfg im really tired im crying
johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
walk-through-hell: whatafuckinfamilypicture: White girls who listen to gangster rap music with their car windows down on their way home from private school This is me, minus the private school part :)
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
buttcamp: when you can feel the sexual tension between two teachers
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
homeophobic: you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
STOP SCROLLING. u r a faggot OKAY. CONTINUE.
Reblog this if a fanfic has ever made you cry.
disabledporn: pregnant ladies at the beach in a bikini
kindaskimpy: Jensen bemoaned that he and Jared have “…been together way too long. The fact that we’re wearing the same shirt today….he showed up this morning and I said ‘dude, really?’”
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me
imagine how weird our society would be if PEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
t0night-w3-r-y0ung23: 1-800-twat: If your url is something like “t0night-w3-r-y0ung23” then you should not question why you don’t have many followers omg Excuse me?
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
wickedredhead: itsabouttogetawkward: thegoddamazon: talldarkbishoujo: HAHAHA the only saving grace of the Twilight franchise, ladies and gentlemen. …yeah, he’s pretty much the best.