you know when you’re in that mood to be held down and fucked mercilessly by a man 30 years older than you with a really deep voice and big hands? I’m in that mood 24/7 lately


doge’s palace + bridge of sighs

Zayn throughout the years slaying us all with that jawline of his




What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

J.K. Rowling confirms it here.

There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested



Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED




the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.


See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

"Be careful who you vent to."
--Realest shit I’ve heard all morning.  (via lipstick-bullet)


Watch Emma’s speech and take action


Bath time with my love



(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.